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My Own Little Constellation of Thoughts

"My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations." -John Green
Apr 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Apr 15 '14

(Source: saltnburned)

Apr 15 '14

(Source: garthed)

Apr 14 '14
leafeon420:


there’s a  swag in my boot

leafeon420:

there’s a swag in my boot

Apr 14 '14

(Source: lovelife)

Apr 14 '14

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)

Apr 14 '14

snoendronning:

faramihr:

If anyone of you were wondering, the answer is no. No there are not enough notes on a baby xylophone to play Let It Go.

this is my favorite thing omfg

Apr 14 '14
borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

Apr 14 '14
unclefather:

the folt in our stors

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

Apr 14 '14
nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

Apr 14 '14

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

Apr 14 '14
smartgirlsattheparty:

Totes agree with this statement. 

smartgirlsattheparty:

Totes agree with this statement. 

Apr 14 '14

redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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Apr 14 '14
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Virginia! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Virginia! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

Apr 13 '14

stiles-stlinski:

Tyler Posey arrives at the MTV Movie Awards 2014.