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My Own Little Constellation of Thoughts

"My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations." -John Green
Oct 19 '14

(Source: daddywhorebucks)

Oct 19 '14

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

Oct 19 '14
stephaniepepper:

an aged clifford and emily elizabeth
aka clifford fan art???

stephaniepepper:

an aged clifford and emily elizabeth

aka clifford fan art???

Oct 19 '14

helshades:

This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

(Source: nedstarksillegitimateson)

Oct 19 '14
dokoro-chan:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker
 Cluck cluck bitch

dokoro-chan:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Cluck cluck bitch
Oct 19 '14

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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(Source: youtube.com)

Oct 17 '14

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

Oct 17 '14
dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

Oct 17 '14

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

Oct 17 '14

(Source: beyoncegifs)

Oct 17 '14
vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane)

Oct 17 '14

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Oct 17 '14

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

Oct 17 '14

h0odrich:

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god

D Y I N G

Oct 17 '14

(Source: anotherlucie)